texas so far :
- ambient air is like someone is breathing on you. all the time
- all cars and TVs are at least 3 times the size of their european counterpart
- texas, USA really wants to remind you that you are in texas, USA
- i can see like 3 american flags from the front yard
- what’s with Miracle Whip ?
- everything gives off the impression that i’m both in a cozy welcoming place and about to get shot
- why do you people need so many variations of everything. seriously guys you don’t need cinnamon-flavored broomsticks, what the fuck
- ads for really greasy food marketed as organic
- ads for meds with tons of side-effects, mostly for dealing with consequences of eating really greasy food. also usually marketed as organic
- ads for lawyers and insurance, mostly for dealing with consequences of meds with tons of side-effects. haven’t seen any organic marketing for those yet but i’m waiting
- if it’s not fried or smoked, it’s pickled
